water's
most
unwanted

Microscopic nasties.

Marvellous merch.

🦠 Contaminant Chic
💧 99.9% Cute, 100% Unsettling
🧪 Rogue’s Gallery
🧼 Stay Curious. Stay Safe
🤢 Eww-ducational Excellence

“This is the first time I’ve laughed at Giardia”

– actual microbiologist

“Most virulent.
Most merchable!”

“Too small to notice.
Too cute to ignore.”

“Knocked out my whole camp once.
Now it’s on my water bottle!”

“Spreads fast.
So does my love for this tote.”

Meet the
Rogues' Gallery

These are the usual suspects. Get to know them, or better yet, wear them!